I am back to blogging

I know, I have not posted a single post on this blog for almost an entire year. Well shit, now I think I have to again. Hey, if it worked for the Democrats this year it can work for me. Fuck that by the way. Everybody get ready for life to turn to total suck. Oh but way, life will only suck for another week and a day or me. For on the 17th of the glorious month of this glorious year, THE PS3 LAUNCHES. Not only is it the greatest gaming consolee ever made forr gaming, it is also the cheapest Blu-Ray player available. All praise science! Get it God doesn't exist.... HAHA. You know, South Park, last two weeks of episodes about my two favorite things. Atheism and gaming. See Cartmen doesn't want to wait for the Wii, so he freezes himself and wakes up 500 years later and gaming doesn't exist but the world had adopted atheism from Mrs. Garrison and the new evolution teacher. Just watch it. Its funny. Anyway, I am back and vow to do this more than 5 times a year this time. If for some reason you happen to be some random person reading this and not someone I know, check out my website... http://web.mac.com/kmbeck1/iWeb/ .... it kicks ass. Anywho, bye now. Talk to you in a year probably.

Utter Stupidity and the Pointlessness of Conversation

In my Congress and the President class, my professor does little get to know you cards that he reads in front of everyone. Its retarded. Anywho, he did mine today. It has stuff like your major and grade and favorite band and other shit. Anywho, I put down the White Stripes as my favorite band. A bag of douche, whom will remain nameless simply becasue I don't know his name, said that Meg White was a bad drummer. Ok that was the utter stupidity part. Then I realized that it was pointless for him to have opened his mouth. For he is a bag of douche. It was also futile for me to explain to him why he was wrong. That is the pointlessness of conversation part. Ok, you might be saying that I should've pointed out that he was wrong so that he would be less of an idiot. Well, he was such a bag of douche that it wouldn't have done anything. And it wouldn't have made me feel any better to educate him because I feel plenty good about myself. Ok that is it. Bye.

I guess the title of this blog makes sense now.

It is a red letter day folks, I am now a contributor to this blog. Prepare youselves for an overwhelming amount of well structured, carefully planned, and tightly argued tantalizingly interesting posts (did I mention they would be full of too many useless adverbs). Well, having said that, what nugget of wisdom will a share with your puny minds. How about an oldy but a goody. The Oracle once told Socrates that he was the smartest person alive. He immediately proceeded to investigate how this could be so, knowing that there were many experts in so many diverse fields. What he discovered was that these so called experts thought they knew more than they actually did. The experts were akin to trained monkeys who have been trained in a certain trick, but don't understand anything about it. Socrates was not like these men. He concluded that if this is what is to pass for knowledge, then he knows nothing. Having come to this conclusion Socrates realized what the Oracle had meant. Socrates was the smartest person yet born, because he knew that he knew nothing. So children, the moral of this story is quite simple: Don't be an egotistical brainiac!

P.S. I withdraw my previous references to "puny minds" and the superb quality of my future posts.

Yours truly,
--The Egotistical Brainiac (who has joined a support group to recover from this personality defect)

A Letter to Mr. Jobs

STEEEEEEEEEVE,
How ya doing buddy? I'm pretty good myself. You missed our ichat video conference meeting the other day. Oh yeah, you were busy at MacWorld. How was that by the way? Good? That's good. Well you know what Steve, let me just get to the point. I'm mad at you. Don't get me worng. I love your products. Especially my iMac G5 with the built in iSight. It's great. I just love it. I'm soo freaking happy I bought one. I just recieved an email from you. Are you kidding me, new Intel processors. Wow. Thats cool I guess. I mean I didn't just buy my iMac a couple months ago. Its not really a probelm that my iMac is half as fast as your new ones and that you're still selling the old ones for the same price as your new Intel ones. Oh, and yeah, I don't give a diddely shit about being able to record video directly from my built in iSight to iMovie HD. Hell no, that's not a problem. Well, Steve, you've managed to do it. Make me mad. I thought it was impossible. Well, I got nothing more to say I suppose. Screw you, your friend Kevin.

P.S. I will probably buy a Macbook later in the year. I'll talk to you then.

P.S.S. To everyone else reading this,
Yes I know he doesn't read my blog. You don't need to tell me.

Existence vs. Life

Sorry for the spelling errors in the last post, I was in a rush. Anywho, lets talk about life vs. existence. Matt, what you said made sense. Actually I would have said the same thing if I had had time to put down all my thoughts. Taking what you said to be true, lets talk about the self (aka the being of existence). When does this come into existence? When does a human being come into existence? Is it at fertilization of the egg? In my mind, life (biological exitence) does not equal existence. Do i exist because I think? If so then I do not exist but I am alive in the womb. Which is wierd. I don't see a reason why cell multiplication should be the starting point of existence for your self. My physical self is an almagamation of many things. I am everything and everything is me. I breathe a certain percentage of the same air that HItler breathed. I am stardust and asteroid collision debris. Do I not exist, simply in another form in multiple places at this time? For my existence is that way now. I am different now than I was when I started writing this post. Pieces of me have gone away and new pieces of me have almagamted to add another, however small, piece of the me that the rest of the world calls and recoginizes as me. I mean this all physically, mentally, and whatever way possible it could be meant. I am he, and he is me, and we are all together. So have I always existed, yet have only been alive for 20 years?

Do I Have a Faust Complex?

Hmm, do I. I think I do. I strive for immutable truth. I would sell my soul to the devil. Wait, I don't believe in the devil, or god for that matter. Do I have to believe in God to have Faust complex? No. In all seriousness though, I feel like I have one. Go to http://oppositeperspective.blogspot.com/ to figure out what it is. I am what I know and I know nothing. The more and more I think and learn, the more and more I think that I have learned less and less. Am I getting dumber and dumber. I was thinking the other day about life. Particularly the right to life. I believe that everything with life has the right to it. Not given by god or anything. Its right to life is inherent in that fact that it is alive. Wait, what the f is life? Is it growth? Is it the ability to reproduce? It is the ability to change one form of energy into another? I don't f'in know. Damn. I have a problem. I was thinking about abortion and animal testing. Why do people not like animal testing? Because animals are alive? No, then those people would hate destroying grass for no reason. For grass is alive too. I know, it is because animals feel pain. Yep that's it. Hmm, so I believe it is wrong to test products on animals if those animals feel pain during the process. So why do I believe abortion is wrong? Why do I believe that the union of sperm and egg creates life and in a human being that life is somehow more sacred than a cow's life that is used for unnecessary food products? I don't know. I'm clearly not against abortion because of religion. I don't believe in God. Am I against abortion because the developing human beings feel pain? Um, do they? I don't think they do. Should I be pro-choice? No, because I truly believe everything that is living has the right to that life, and the right to do whatever necessary to sustain its existence. Its not neccesasary though for me to build a pool in my backyard. It kills life. But wait, I think people have the right to build a pool whether it kills grass or not. Is a rock life? It changes and grows and reproduces itself. Hmm, if a rock is life, is a sperm life? Is every sperm sacred? No, it is not. I have now come to a conclusion. There are three types of life. 1)Unintelligent (aka rocks, trees, sperm, unfertilized egg, and the sort) 2)Semi-Intelligent (aka dogs, cats, birds, fertilized eggs, human fetus, human zygote, any combination of sperm and egg besides human out of womb) 3)Intelligent (aka human out of womb) Conclusions: Intelligent life has the immutable (good word) right to life. This right entails doing what it needs to do to survive or better its life even if that means destroying semi-intelligent life. The only exception is the killing of semi-intelligent life that will eventually develop into intelligent life unless destroyed. This semi-intelligent life can only be killed for the sake of the literal survival of intelligent life. Intelligent life can no destroy semi-intelligent life unless there is some sort of purpose for the destruction of life (aka killing a cow to eat hamburgers). Unintelligent life has the complete right to life as well. It however only has the right to exist collective. The destruction of an entire population or virtual destruction of that population of a certain form of unintelligent life would be unjust. Otherwise, its murder is allowed. Done. Any questions about what fits into what category the post away. Oh wasn't I talking about Faust. I know absolutely nothing.

Response to Anonymous

Let's first remember that all applications of communism throughout history have failed and destroyed the lives of many people. Let us second remember that TRUE communism is marxism. Marx created communism, therefore marxism=communism. It is valid to say that appllied communism, aka Leninism or Stalinsim, is not true communism. But, TRUE communism, marxism, is not a just cause. Any cause that destroys an individual's right ro choose and control their own destiny is not just. Justice is not a part of communism. Forced equality is. Forced equality is not just. Equality itself isn't even just. Freedom is just. Bye, I'm off to my evil capitalist job that I hate.